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a person who gets their highschool football number tattooed on their arm.
person 1 addressing person 2.. "Did u see that kid with the number 70 tattoed on his arm?"

person 2 replies.. "yea, hes a real peltzer"
peltzer by tj______ April 1, 2008

peltzer plan 

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does
Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.
peltzer plan by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023

Oscar Peltzer

Oscar Peltzer is a character in Summer Camp Island and an anthropomorphic elephant who is best friends with Hedgehog. Oscar tends to be socially awkward and slightly uncomfortable with his new things. However, when he sets his mind to something, he will become determined to perform any task or complete any objective. He has strong connection to Hedgehog to the point that if she disappeared or something happened to her, he becomes inconsolable, though he does learn to work without her. He believes in order and will do anything to outsmart or prove Susie wrong.
Oscar Peltzer is best friends with Hedgehog, right?
Oscar Peltzer by Gervy February 1, 2019

Pelzer Sluice

God’s unholy contraption. A cruel and heinous means of torture in which a helpless human being is chucked into a machine via a conveyor belt and enters the Pelzer Sluice where the person is callously skinned alive. The skinless corpse comes out of the machine on one end and the victim’s skin on the other.
After interrogating the man for some time, the cartel leader decided to have his men take him to the Pelzer Sluice where he was consciously flayed.
Pelzer Sluice by Internetica October 21, 2023

Matthew Peltier

A kid who thinks that he is really good at Call of Duty, when in reality he is absolute garbage. Most of the times he will go negative in pub matches and god Forbid he go at least even in GB matches. Constantly needs to be carried and is basically worthless in any scenario and does not have the ability to clutch 1 single round. The only thing consistent about Matthew Peltier is his ability to blow GB matches and complete the simplest kill. Usually thinks its cool to buy GB accounts to make ones self look good....
Gee Wilikers Matthew Peltier, you had to go against that kid with that had no ammo, and you had an mp5, mind telling me how he killed you?
Matthew Peltier by FeaR Me October 17, 2009

david pelzer 

author of "a child called it" series. "a child called it" is a shocking memoir about the horrible abuse he endured from his mother when he was young, and how he overcame it.
you should read " a child called it ", by david pelzer.
david pelzer by squeak95 December 14, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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