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Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome, or PEGS, is a little known but widely experienced sexual dysfunction which lasts for approximately 5 minutes after the male orgasm.This can occur both after sexual intercourse and more commonly following masturbation. During this period the male in question will find himself completely unattracted to the person or subject matter concerned in the previous activity. The male may also experience emotions of disgust or dislike towards both themselves and any other people they interact with during the PEGS period.
1. Jordan - "The second after I jizz when having a wank I instantly switch off the porn, clean up and feel a bit dirty."

Andrew - "Classic PEGS ha"

2. On a one night stand the second you have cum you quickly make an excuse and get the hell out of there! This due to the post sex PEGS period.
PEGS by Fagzy May 7, 2010
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Shapely female legs. Also see gams
The girl in the short skirt has some great pegs!
Pegs by joerover October 9, 2008
I wanna get sum pegs tonight
pegs by dragonmmc1 March 30, 2009
Slang for a womans pussy lips/ vaginal flaps
Pegs outside; Pegs and legs
Pegs by steamydan868 July 9, 2023

Chapel Hat Pegs 

A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam
I saw this girl, it was so cold she had nips like chapel hat pegs
Chapel Hat Pegs by Tommy October 22, 2003
A picture, usually mental, that a man has of a woman's boobs. Often very pleasing to picture, but only so many can be stored in a mans mind at a time
Barney: "Of course bro, you can't get over a woman if you still have mental pictures of her boobs, or B.PEGS"
Marshall: "Well its gonna take a while, because I've got a lot of those stored."
Barney: "And that is why I brought you to a strip club."
B.PEGS by dradz23 November 29, 2009

your mum pegs your dad 

1: The phrase used to inform an individual that ones mother partakes in the act of penetrating ones father, usually in the rectal cavity, typically using an artificial, attachable phallic object, commonly referred to as a "strap on" see: pegging

2: A typical friendly response used in online gaming, particularly the hit fps moba by blizzard known as "Overwatch" to express ones disagreement against other players, can be accentuated with the term "cunt" used directly after the phrase.

3: A phrase used to politely end an unwanted conversation with another individual.
Example 1:

Nick: Hey Jim how you going.
Jim: Did you know your mum pegs your dad?
Nick: What do you meaaaaaaan?

Example 2:

Frez: Hey man your not doing anything on widow can you please switch?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad you stupid cunt, shut up.
Frez: Now this is overwatch

Example 3:

Etho: Hey Jim , how you doin?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad cunt, don't talk to me
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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