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"yo did you see that peetle over there?"

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Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

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panty-peeler

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.

a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.

panty-peeler by melshore August 17, 2009

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Bryan Peeled

When you get so drunk, your legs bend the complete opposite way.

‘Calm down with your drinking mate, you’re gonna end up Bryan Peeled’

Bryan Peeled by Fipee April 4, 2023

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Key and Peele

A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though

Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show

Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.

Key and Peele by BustyGothGirl August 24, 2019

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Peeled off

To run away from something, very quickly, either in escape of violence, or police.

"When I saw that tall nigga comin' after me, I peeled off."

Peeled off by J-From-Brooklyn September 11, 2009

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paint peeler

A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.

Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?

paint peeler by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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