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Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
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panty-peeler 

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.
a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.
panty-peeler by melshore August 17, 2009

Bryan Peeled 

When you get so drunk, your legs bend the complete opposite way.
‘Calm down with your drinking mate, you’re gonna end up Bryan Peeled’
Bryan Peeled by Fipee April 4, 2023

Key and Peele 

A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though
Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show

Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.
Key and Peele by BustyGothGirl August 24, 2019

Peeled off 

To run away from something, very quickly, either in escape of violence, or police.
"When I saw that tall nigga comin' after me, I peeled off."
Peeled off by J-From-Brooklyn September 11, 2009

paint peeler

A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.
Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?