peejack

when you pee and it jacks up your d

“man i really peejacked this morning .”

by st3ve. April 7, 2021

peejaculate

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Peejaculation

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.

After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010

peejaculation

the art of peeing with a full on erection.

dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.

by banginonfools October 18, 2009

peepack & gladstones

n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.

derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.

exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.

"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."

"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”

by cjross99 January 17, 2006

penjack

verb: the act of getting your pen stolen

My friggin boss penjacked me!

by Trx Al July 2, 2007

prejack

shortened term for pre-ejaculate fluid, the filmy substance that contains sperm, ova, etc. that leaks out the penis or vagina before the orgasm during sex.

"I dunno how my bitch got pregnant! I pulled out and shot my load on her face. It must have been the prejack!"

by Lazarus Ciccone May 4, 2004