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penjack

verb: the act of getting your pen stolen
by Trx Al July 2, 2007
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penjaculation

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.
by Mikki B July 13, 2018
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panjacking

Panjacking is when "pansexuals" hi-jack bisexual spaces online / concepts in general.

(Used mainly be those who believe pansexuality is not differentiated from bisexuality)
"Its so hard being bisexual, I see hot guys & I see hot girls"

"Ugh, you think you have it hard? Try being pan lol"

"Stop panjacking the bisexual experience"
by Banks-yung November 1, 2020
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peejack

when you pee and it jacks up your d
man i really peejacked this morning .”
by st3ve. April 7, 2021
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penjacked

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.
Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!
by Alex Dres November 8, 2007
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Petjacking

Petjacking

When a person's social network site status or conversation is followed up with a comment made by a friend about the friends pet or pets, when it has nothing to do with the conversation. The pet owner wants to steal the conversation to talk about their favorite topic, their pets.
Typical petjacking:

Person "I went to an awesome concert last night"

Petjacker "I feel guilty going anywhere after work because my dog misses me so much when I'm gone"
by King Penz March 24, 2011
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panjack

that is very panjack!
by themasterword August 19, 2011
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