In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.
{clerk} O, you guys are buying that peewater. I guess I can sell that crap to you.
At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.
Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"