Pedopile
A pile of children and a pedophile, or a mixture of children, and pedophiles at any various proportion.
Pedopile by Gremio & Hortensio January 15, 2009
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pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021
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Sick, Dead or Pedophile.
A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.
Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?
John - yes.
Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?
John - yes.
Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016
Pedophile State University
Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015
barney the pedophile
Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show
2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
barney the pedophile by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016
Pedophile Glasses
Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.
Pedophile Glasses by sera31204 July 9, 2010
Pedophile Piñata
When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
Pedophile Piñata by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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