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pedogree 

A document legally showing that one is a pedophile.
Or, the state of being a registered pedophile/child molester.
Haha man, told you not to fuck that kid. Now you've got a pedogree!
pedogree by Andrea Grudis January 3, 2008
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Pedigree chums 

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.
"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch
Pedigree chums by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

pedigree chump 

you my friend are a pedigree chump
pedigree chump by Merrydown February 11, 2009

pedocreep 

Noun: a person,usually older than 18 but not always, who likes someone younger, usually younger than 18 but not always.

Verb: the act of creeping on someone younger

Not the same as a pedophile, in most cases their is a small age gap between the pedocreeper and the pedocreepee
Noun
Girl A: Isn't your sister 19 and her boyfriend 17?
Girl B: Yeah, she's such a pedocreep.

Verb
Boy A: Are you going home for spring break?
Boy B: Yeah, and the high school is the same as ours. I'm about to pedocreep hardcore.
pedocreep by nainaisixtwosix March 16, 2010

pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.
I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.
pedigree wretch by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

pedigree 

A line of ancestors; a lineage.
Used as an adjective for having a list of ancestors as proof of being a purebred animal (or person)
The descendants of that guy have an impressive pedigree, his entire lineage has been warriors.
pedigree by HMS December 31, 2004

pedigree 

The devastating finishing move of WWE wrestler Triple H
HHH pedigreed Randy Orton head first on to the steel chair!!!
pedigree by hhh April 2, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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