Pedopeep

n. An individual of either gender that suffers from an extreme sexual attraction to infantile newborn chickens or "peeps".

J: "What's that shotgun for?"
T: "Chasing off all the pedopeeps from the chicken coop."

by TheShiz123 March 28, 2011

Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack

I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night

by TheShiz123 June 09, 2018

Revurglary

The act of forcibly entering someone's home (breaking and entering) with the intent of leaving gifts rather than stealing.

The penalty of such a crime is a serving of milk and cookies.

Santa Claus commits revurglary once a year.

by TheShiz123 April 15, 2011

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 09, 2018