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pedifile 

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.
BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot
pedifile by WentToSchool April 2, 2008
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pedifile van 

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.
Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.
pedifile van by Teeta January 25, 2008

Pedifile 

A file specially designed for use on the foot.
I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.
Pedifile by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedifile 

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.
"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile
pedifile by joe peppe April 15, 2008

pedifile 

17 year old guys that talk to more than 1 girl who are all under 15
donnie is such a pedifile
pedifile by heeeeeeeeeybaby October 14, 2008

Pedifile 

A pedifile is someone who likes kids, exsposed Chuck E. Cheese, and song got ruined by subway surfers 😑.
“Bro I love Shane’s conspiracies!”
“Shane isn’t the same after I heard HES A PEDIFILE!!”
“Bro no wayyyyyyyy! He ruined Chuck E. Cheese for me!!
Pedifile by Unknown46789 August 2, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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