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PEDIFAIL 

When you hit on a underage girl, but your game is weak, and you walk away with nothing to show for it. The best outcome when dealing with underage girlsin places they aren't supossed to be.
Steve: Dude, that girl that shut you down goes to high school with my brother.
Chris: Sweet, pedifail.
PEDIFAIL by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

pedifile 

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.
BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot
pedifile by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

Pedofail 

A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.

A play on the word pedophile.

A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.

Guy B: You know she's 15 right?

*Silence*

Guy B: Pedofail.
Pedofail by Cali Cardoza February 3, 2009

Pedofailure 

A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".
Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"

Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"

Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."

pedifile van 

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.
Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.
pedifile van by Teeta January 25, 2008

pedifilic dick weapon 

An acronym for the black ops 2 weapon: pdw. This was inspired by Dragonflame and forevercharger4k on psn.
Dragonflame: " im getting the mystery box:
Dragonflame: "Ah fuck i got the pedifilic dick weapon"
Forevercharger: "Dang the pdw, throw that shit away"

Pedifile 

A file specially designed for use on the foot.
I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.
Pedifile by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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