PEDIFAIL

When you hit on a underage girl, but your game is weak, and you walk away with nothing to show for it. The best outcome when dealing with underage girlsin places they aren't supossed to be.

Steve: Dude, that girl that shut you down goes to high school with my brother.
Chris: Sweet, pedifail.

by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

pedifile

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

Pedofail

A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.

A play on the word pedophile.

A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.

Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.

Guy B: You know she's 15 right?

*Silence*

Guy B: Pedofail.

by Cali Cardoza February 3, 2009

Pedofailure

A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".

Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"

Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"

Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."

by dangnabbitjustworkdamnit May 30, 2009

pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

pedifilic dick weapon

An acronym for the black ops 2 weapon: pdw. This was inspired by Dragonflame and forevercharger4k on psn.

Dragonflame: " im getting the mystery box:
Dragonflame: "Ah fuck i got the pedifilic dick weapon"
Forevercharger: "Dang the pdw, throw that shit away"

by Its ILL Jinkzy July 24, 2015

Pedifile

A file specially designed for use on the foot.

I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.

by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010