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penisology 

The study of wieners.
Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.
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Peniology 

Peniology is the study of the male sex organ.
The peniologist studies peniology.
Peniology by cavecrickets March 5, 2009

Peniology 

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.
Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.
Peniology by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017

Periology 

The study of Periodts and Period-poohs
"Hey, watcha majoring in?"
I'm studying Periology."
Periology by Bigboistevejobs September 22, 2020

penisology 

Penisology is the study that thots know of.

pleasing a penis
hence, penisology
Mark: Yo, did you hear how good Linda's head was last night?
Tim: yeah, she has a degree in penisology, go get checked for aids.
penisology by PenisLover42069 October 17, 2018

Peribology 

the study of multicultural gift-giving behaviors throughout history of assigning specific meanings to nature's treasures, including, gemstones, flowers, fruits, vegetables, colors, trees and the elements.
1. Madame Chalwers (1848) was one of the first floriographers to copyright that the language of flowers was found in the multi-pedaled garden hyacinth flower.
2. Peribos is constructed from the O.G. for garden hyacinth (περιβος ηυακιντος: peribos hyakintos)
3. Using Chalwers' description, perib-os now represents all symbolic assignments of gifts, the study of which is peribology.
What is the peribology behind the snapdragon?
- Well, I'm glad you asked. In 1838, Choberl copyrighted the flower as meaning 'presumptuous'. It has come to signify a 'dangerous lady,' in today's culture of the United States. At the same time, herbologists understand that the flowers boiled in water makes a tea that can relieve symptoms associated with TMJ syndrome.
So then what does it mean?
- Peribology believes that the closer we can get to the original ideas laid down by European Floriography we can attain a more accurate understanding of the original intentions for ascribing ideas to specific articles of nature's treasures. Since Choberl was the first to copyright the symbolic meaning, peribology.com suggests that presumptuous is the appropriate meaning.
Peribology by peribology.com February 5, 2014
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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