Peddles

1. (noun) Vibes given off by an older person to a younger person that suggests they may be a pedophile; someone's "pedo" vibes.

Girl 1: Ew, did you see that guy with the creeper 'stach?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has mad peddles.

Peddles by krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 2, 2012

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peddles of paradise

The lips of a womans hatchet wound.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.

peddles of paradise by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

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dildo peddler

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

dildo peddler by stanky wanky March 7, 2017

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Use the Paddles

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016