pebsak 

Problem Exists Between Seat and Keyboard

User: My computer isn't working
SysAdmin: Is the power on?
User: Uh....
SysAdmin: PEBSAK! Get off my phone!

pebsak by sjrussel August 21, 2005

PEBCAK 

RTFMs big brother, it stands for Problem Exisists Between Chair and Keyboard. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to descretly describe arrogant users (who falsly believe the system or computer is at fault) in thier presence with a suitably techinal and legitimate-sounding term.

"My document is GONE!"
"Don't worry ma'am, its just a PEBCAK. John!, We got a PEBCAK on station 4!"
"Ok, I'm on it"
"Don't worry ma'am, we'll fix it"

PEBCAK by Hexinet May 8, 2006

PEBCAK 

What the actual issue is on 90 percent of all calls to technical support/I.T. help desks, it is an acronym meaning "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard."

The use of this term became common when tech support people began to have a need to vent frustration on arrogant callers who had, in fact, themselves caused the problem, yet continued to insist it was the computer's fault, or the techie's fault.

So you would explain to the user that it was a PEBCAK error, and then walk them through how to fix it.

John (technical support person, just leaving work, holding his head in his hands)...

James (technical support person just coming on shift, passes John on his way out)

James: "Rough day today, John?"

John: "Yeah, 99 percent of my calls today were PEBCAKs...do they make Excedrin in one-pound tablets? I have a headache the size of Texas!"

PEBCAK by Kalisiin January 19, 2011

PEBCAK 

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

my grandpa vs. an iMac

PEBCAK by boomer May 22, 2001

pebcak 

Pebcak stands for "problem exists between chair and keyboard" thereby referring to a computer problem that is operator induced.

Between computer support techs: That problem Joe had with his computer was a pebcak problem!

pebcak by Anymouse524 January 13, 2011

Pensak 

/pen/ \ˈsak\

Scrotum and testicle package, adjoined to a very slender, "Pen-like" penile shaft.

See: Pensakian - of, or pertaining to Dachsunds.

*Cough*, Man! He was sporting a real Pensak.

Pensak by JohJohnsderRicky March 14, 2017

Pensak 

A term used by game show enthusiasts to describe an individual who is adept at obscure Japanese game shows. The term was first associated with the game show "Watashi o Kaikosaseru", which is loosely translated to "Get Me Fired".

Did you see that guy competing in that weird game show Wheel of Fish? He's a pro, practically a Pensak

Pensak by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 24, 2019