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Pensak

/pen/ \ˈsak\

Scrotum and testicle package, adjoined to a very slender, "Pen-like" penile shaft.

See: Pensakian - of, or pertaining to Dachsunds.
*Cough*, Man! He was sporting a real Pensak.
by JohJohnsderRicky March 14, 2017
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Pensak

A term used by game show enthusiasts to describe an individual who is adept at obscure Japanese game shows. The term was first associated with the game show "Watashi o Kaikosaseru", which is loosely translated to "Get Me Fired".
Did you see that guy competing in that weird game show Wheel of Fish? He's a pro, practically a Pensak
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Penske File

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011
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The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"
"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."
by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010
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penske file

Imaginary/nonexistent project, used as a cover for goofing off at work; derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
"Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file."
by gregg schultz March 12, 2004
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Roger Penske

Billionaire owner of Penske Corporation and Penske Racing. Mr. Penske is highly regarded for his meticulous, old school approach to everything he does. Nicknamed "The Captain" by those close to him in the racing world.
Roger Penske is legendary in the world of racing. I see Roger Penske's Penske Truck Rental trucks everywhere I go. Did Roger Penske's driver win the Indy 500 this year?
by needtoknowbasis November 11, 2013
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pensacola princess

Any local girl born and raised in Pensacola Florida who preys on young aviators with the hopes of marrying one as a one way ticket out of Pensacola.
I can't believe Jon is actually going to marry that Pensacola Princess and take her to California.
by BCK April 6, 2008
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