Dooh Nibor

Reverse Robin Hood, steals from the poor and gives to the rich...like the Republican Party.
The Republicans in congress are playing Dooh Nibor by trying to cut Medicare and Social Security in order to finance huge tax breaks for corporations and million/billion-aires.
by Kalisiin April 29, 2011
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Rural Field Goal

The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
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Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.
Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.
by Kalisiin June 05, 2011
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Shart

1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.

2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.

Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
by Kalisiin June 10, 2010
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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 13, 2014
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King Sadim

George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!
King Sadim tanked our economy by not regulating Wall Street.
by Kalisiin April 29, 2011
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Rural Traffic Jam

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
by Kalisiin November 06, 2011
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