Definitions by Kalisiin
Lawn Tractor Limbo
When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
Lawn Tractor Limbo by Kalisiin June 18, 2014
Blanket Bless You
A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.
My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.
Blanket Bless You by Kalisiin April 25, 2014
Hover Mode
Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
Hover Mode by Kalisiin April 14, 2014
Part Attack
When a major part on your car goes kablooey.
Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?
Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
Part Attack by Kalisiin February 18, 2013
Rural Field Goal
The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
Rural Field Goal by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
Stress Fart
An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
Stress Fart by Kalisiin March 24, 2012