Repuglican

The American political party favored by those with conservative agendas, so named because their policies are repugnant...the word literally is a cross between "Republican" and "repugnant."
I can't imagine why Henry voted against his own economic self-interest and voted for the Repuglicans...what was he thinking? He must be a real dumbass!
by Kalisiin September 19, 2010
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Part Attack

When a major part on your car goes kablooey.

Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?

Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
by Kalisiin February 19, 2013
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Griefer

Someone on an Internet Forum Board, who repeatedly harasses another person, intending to drive them off the Forum, and/or ruining the entire Internet experience of the target by following them to other boards to continue the harassment.

Griefers are adept at following Forum rules while violating their spirit...or have managed to ingratiate themselves with Administrators, so that they rarely get punished for their actions.

Griefers are basically cowards who hide behind a screen name and would not have the sack to say to anyone's face, what they say to people online.

Tactics used by griefers:

1. Making "clever" comments - Making carefully crafted nasty comments to or about another member. The comments stay within the rules while violating the spirit of the rules.

2. Gang-banging or dogpiling: Recruiting others (usually their online friends) into joining them in targeting the victim.

3. Flame-baiting: See #1 above - done in order to goad the victim into responding in a manner in violation of the rules, out of anger - causing the victim to then be punished/banned by the Forum Administrator (pets of Forum Admins frequently do this and get away with it.)

4. Stalking: After driving the target off the Forum, following them to other Forums to continue the attacks.

5. Drive-by: Signing up under a different name in order to take a cheap shot at the target. Griefers also frequently use other tactics, including using a fake IP address when griefing, in order to avoid punishment.
Joe flames John on every Forum John goes to. He is such a griefer!
by Kalisiin December 28, 2010
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Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.
Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.
by Kalisiin June 05, 2011
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Shart

1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.

2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.

Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
by Kalisiin June 10, 2010
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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 13, 2014
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Crack sweat

The itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your asscrack, just above your asshole (where you'd grow a tail if you had one) - usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise - or all the time on fat people.
I wish they'd come up with an anti-perspirant specifically for crack sweat!
by Kalisiin February 25, 2011
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