pebkam 

Problem exists between keyboard and monitor

User: My monitor isn't working
Helpdesk: Please check the cables at the back of the PC
User: I can't see them
Helpdesk: Why not?
User: We have a power cut

PEBKAM

pebkam by Grin Ftang October 22, 2008

pebkac 

problem exists between keyboard and chair

The AOL user (being a moron, by definition) could not print in landscape mode; the problem was determined to be pebkac.

pebkac by Gene Saunders July 1, 2003

PEBKAC 

Techie acronym: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. A useful term for demeaning the incompetent competent user without actually saying it to their face.

Techie: This isn't working. I'll have to come over there and fix it in person
Computer user: Really? Why?
It's a PEBKAC issue sir. It's best handled in person.

PEBKAC by KSloper September 28, 2008

PEBKAC 

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair - Computer Troubleshooting error description

Felicia your computer is suffering a PEBKAC error...

PEBKAC by vern October 17, 2002

peskamoi 

A sad lowlife living in his room playing Fortnite.

You're such a peskamoi
Stop!

peskamoi by LazerDragan July 13, 2018

PEBKAF 

Problem Exists Between Keypad And Floor - Security Company Troubleshooting error description

It wasn't a false alarm - it was PEBKAF error. Dickhead forgot his alarm code. Tit!

PEBKAF by KeithMyArthe September 8, 2007

Pebamlicious 

a female that is extremely attractive, and hates on those below her level.

Oh dammmmn! Oh dammmmn! That girl is Pebamlicious! Oh dammmmn!

Pebamlicious by Shaniaqua January 29, 2009