vinegar

vin = wine in french

egar is a variant of english "eager"

eagar wine makes vinegar

by vern October 07, 2002

makin the beast with two backs

Face to face Sex... Yeahhhh Baaaaaaby

by Vern October 16, 2002

pervey

Related to perverted. Something that has a sexual connotation, especially in a slimey way.

That was such a PERVEY comment...you are SO nasty!

by Vern February 15, 2005

PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair - Computer Troubleshooting error description

Felicia your computer is suffering a PEBKAC error...

by vern October 17, 2002

Poppin the Clutch

Its when you are getting head from a woman and you kick her in the stomach and blow your load all over her face.

Im in Jail now because i popped one too many clutches

by Vern July 22, 2004

smagma

The liquid-like matter coming from one's penis when an infection occurs from being uncircumcised

The smagma showed he was unclean and infected, therefore I would not give him head.

by vern March 04, 2004

Sullivan Flop

1. an attempt at humor that makes nobody laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients' days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising

1. After a very funny email about a slutty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, Jean Doe writes an email back saying, "Was it Ashley Young?" As nobody knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that Jean Doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. The days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. They'd been Sullivan flopped.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.

by Vern July 23, 2004