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Sullivan Flop
1. an attempt at humor that makes nobody laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients' days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising
1. After a very funny email about a slutty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, Jean Doe writes an email back saying, "Was it Ashley Young?" As nobody knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that Jean Doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. The days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. They'd been Sullivan flopped.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.
Sullivan Flop by Vern July 23, 2004
Poppin the Clutch
Its when you are getting head from a woman and you kick her in the stomach and blow your load all over her face.
Poppin the Clutch by Vern July 22, 2004
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Sev
AN Ancient Roman General, who claims to have been born August 27, 221 BC.
Suspected to just be a wanker with no social life and delusions of sexxah-ness
Suspected to just be a wanker with no social life and delusions of sexxah-ness