PEBKAU 

Acronym for Problem Exists Between Keyboard And User

A client called me and told me her computer wouldn't start. I told her to plug it in and push the power button. There was nothing wrong with the computer. Typical case of PEBKAU.

PEBKAU by tedstyle December 22, 2010

pebkac 

problem exists between keyboard and chair

The AOL user (being a moron, by definition) could not print in landscape mode; the problem was determined to be pebkac.

pebkac by Gene Saunders July 1, 2003

PEBKAC 

Techie acronym: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. A useful term for demeaning the incompetent competent user without actually saying it to their face.

Techie: This isn't working. I'll have to come over there and fix it in person
Computer user: Really? Why?
It's a PEBKAC issue sir. It's best handled in person.

PEBKAC by KSloper September 28, 2008

PEBKAC 

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair - Computer Troubleshooting error description

Felicia your computer is suffering a PEBKAC error...

PEBKAC by vern October 17, 2002

PEBKAF 

Problem Exists Between Keypad And Floor - Security Company Troubleshooting error description

It wasn't a false alarm - it was PEBKAF error. Dickhead forgot his alarm code. Tit!

PEBKAF by KeithMyArthe September 8, 2007

pebkam 

Problem exists between keyboard and monitor

User: My monitor isn't working
Helpdesk: Please check the cables at the back of the PC
User: I can't see them
Helpdesk: Why not?
User: We have a power cut

PEBKAM

pebkam by Grin Ftang October 22, 2008

pebkac 

Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair
When a user is at fault for a computer problem. Now it is used to describe stuff.

Pebkac rocket launchers
Pebkac medicine
Pebkac anal lube

pebkac by Ghosting August 28, 2005