Partoned 

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

Partoned by Ytuoms June 30, 2018

patroned 

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

patroned by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Patroned 

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

Patroned by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

Parsoned 

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

Parsoned by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015

Partioned 

The feeling of panic brought about by the fear of not knowing where an important item you usually have is currently located

“Im partioned I can’t find my phone!”

“Where did you see it last?”

“Found it”

Partioned by CosmosCode January 6, 2022

Partioned 

The feeling of panic brought about by the fear of not knowing where an important item you usually have is currently located

“Im so partioned I can find my phone!”

“Where did you last see it?”

“Found it”

Partioned by CosmosCode January 6, 2022