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Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

nice placement 

An exclamation to proclaim the sighting of the preferred location of the nipple on a woman's breast.
Examples,
1) high, near the bra line
2) midpoint
3) to the sides
4) hanging down low
5) two mismatched areas
Opinions tend to vary and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
1) Did you see her nipples through her sweater? Nice placement!
2) All placement is nice placement!
3) Oh, look at that...high and centered...nice placement!
nice placement by freedom boy June 17, 2009

product placement 

When a company pays a celebrity to feature/endorse their shit with said celebrity's work.
"Did you see the product placement in Jason Derulo's new music video?"
"That was a music video? I thought it was a Dodge commercial."

Peachman 

The pseudo-sexual move often associated with an intense desire for fruit products.
Mostly involving sexual deviancy.
"hey dude did i tell you about that time i peachman'd that bogan chick?"

"yeah, that was rough"
Peachman by dAcyz273 May 15, 2010

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class
Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn
Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

Advanced Placement World History 

A condition afflicting sophmores resulting in the follwoing symptoms: grouchiness, headache, tiredness,yawning, bitching, death, brain death, inability to do anything else and the obsession on a five on the AP exam. To avoid this condition ddo not take an AP course.
After Advanced Placement World History, i couldnt even tie my shoe laces...
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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