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Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

nice placement 

An exclamation to proclaim the sighting of the preferred location of the nipple on a woman's breast.
Examples,
1) high, near the bra line
2) midpoint
3) to the sides
4) hanging down low
5) two mismatched areas
Opinions tend to vary and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
1) Did you see her nipples through her sweater? Nice placement!
2) All placement is nice placement!
3) Oh, look at that...high and centered...nice placement!
nice placement by freedom boy June 17, 2009

product placement 

When a company pays a celebrity to feature/endorse their shit with said celebrity's work.
"Did you see the product placement in Jason Derulo's new music video?"
"That was a music video? I thought it was a Dodge commercial."

Peachman 

The pseudo-sexual move often associated with an intense desire for fruit products.
Mostly involving sexual deviancy.
"hey dude did i tell you about that time i peachman'd that bogan chick?"

"yeah, that was rough"
Peachman by dAcyz273 May 15, 2010

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class
Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn
Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

Advanced Placement World History 

A condition afflicting sophmores resulting in the follwoing symptoms: grouchiness, headache, tiredness,yawning, bitching, death, brain death, inability to do anything else and the obsession on a five on the AP exam. To avoid this condition ddo not take an AP course.
After Advanced Placement World History, i couldnt even tie my shoe laces...