Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

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peachyteegs

a fat, sweaty loser who has no social life but is slightly "relevant" because youtuber LeafyIsHere tweeted her 600 times per day.

She is also very disgusting

peachyteegs can lick my teets #teamcohen

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Peachtree Middle School

an amazingly awful school in Dunwoody Georgia. Home to "The patriots" which are really just awful kids. Anyone who goes there hates it. Kids are either On track and "star students" or they do weed and think they're "the shit", or they're goth. The school's known for "good education" but really the teachers are only nice for one week and then they'll flip out. Everyone hates it here unless you're a prep

Person 1: My friend started hanging out with some weird-ass people, but I don't know where they go to school.

Person 2: Oh they probably go to Peachtree Middle School

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Peachtree ridge high school

A high school with many thots with big tits and hot boys with big dicks. Filled with a combination of rednecks, basic white whores, the beaners, wanna be hipsters, & some nice niggas. But mostly rich snobby kids that throw tons of kick ass parties

"hey what school do these girls go to?"
"Peachtree ridge high school"
"Aw yes i'm definitely getting a bj tonight"

Peachtree ridge high school by Hoes like dick June 8, 2015

Penchester United

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls

Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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