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peachead 

A peach head is some who eats ass
girl call the peacheads
peachead by D1ckM4n July 15, 2023
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Peached off 

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.
Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!
Peached off by UAW977 June 15, 2015

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.
Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

peakhead 

bish. one whose replies always suck.
peakhead, you are a bish.

man that girl is a peakhead straight up, with her big vagina.

eye in mouth peakhead.
peakhead by Fausto Varela December 14, 2007
The state of being pleasantly and totally drunk.
I got right peached last night off those vodka-bar-limes and now I have a major hangover!
Peached by papiervagin March 12, 2010
a socially rejected being that frequents casinos in the midwestern united states. typically, pearheads do not make much money and thus much leech off of another person to sustain their lifestyle. once a pearhead has latched on, that person is most likely infected for life. the only known cure is a positive relationship with the family of the infected, which pearhead knows and attempts to destroy as it will end his livelihood. pearhead will attempt to manipulate anyone that gets close to it. anyone in proximity should watch out for putrid body odor and young female waitresses must also be wary as pearheads attempt to also feed off of them. pearhead will lie his way into any story/situation and therefore must never be trusted.
damn that guy flirting with those teenagers is a total pearhead!!
Pearhead by LetterToTheEditor February 6, 2019
Teesside word for someone who's head is far too small for their body.
"Swear down, seen him? He's got a proper peahead!"
peahead by towz January 13, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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