peacheasy

A man who enjoys eating peaches so much it's become easy for him. He's also fond of the thought of the dirty sanchez and makes most of his money by babysitting pussy shit 45-year old kids at his work. His life is good, but could be even better with a certain woman on his side. He's also known as The Danny and any kind of apple product, especially a mac, will give him a very large hard on. He's very loveable and is very good in bed.

I saw peacheasy down at the apple store the other day. He looked like he was having a mindgasm.

by B-rad F December 10, 2008

Peaches and cream

NJ said he means it as 'very pretty and soft skin'. So, don't get it wrong next time. smh

RM: Seokjina, peaches and cream, you're sweeter than sweet.
SJ: Stop with your lame pick up line, Joonie.

by musclepig October 20, 2016

peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

by preserum February 25, 2019

Playing Peaches

1) The act of messing around. Not being serious.
2) A person who prefers to play games rather then accomplish tasks.

"That guy was supposed to get the materials for the big meeting. But he's just sitting around playing peaches."

by Eugene Arthur Mamet January 3, 2009

oh peaches

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.

1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.

by J2220 April 4, 2008

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Lovely peaches

Some sick bitch on TikTok who hurts her child but somehow still gets clout

Person 1: omg did you see lovely peaches talking about her stank coochie

Person 2: yeaaa lmao that shit was funny

by peachesisbaeeperiodt January 12, 2020