(peet-es) 1. n. word used to describe a peanut shaped like a fetus
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.

1. I saw the sonagram of Ashley's baby. What a peatus!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!

peatus by scaberli April 9, 2008

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Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.

That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.

Peanus Butter by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015

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Peabug

A small bug related to the woodlouse. It rolls up into a ball when threatened and looks similar to a pea - hence the name PEABUG.

It is not a Cheesy Bug!

"wow, look at that peabug!"
"dont you mean cheesy bug?"
"...No.." *evil stare*

Peabug by SteveTheMoose July 8, 2010

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Peanus

1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.

That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.

Peanus by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005

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