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A 'Payney' is a sexual beast, often seen in the East Riding Of Yorkshire. He lies in wait for his prey and seduces them, taking them back to his love chamber. Payney has been known to hunt in the middle of the night, at the height of his sexual instincts.
I saw a Payney in Mile End Park yesterday

I was seduced by Payney
Payney by PayneyVictim2 November 5, 2013
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paysey • pansey • Pawsey • payley • paysen • paysexual • paisey • PALSEY • parsey • Passey

paysexual 

someone who will perform gay or straight acts of any kind for money.
That hooker on the corner is paysexual, they have been picked up by a man and a woman.
paysexual by BigDaddyJJ October 11, 2009
commonly known as putsa-lina, feces, putsay and the pizz, ...black as charcoal...has three jelly rolls followed boobs...howls at the moon, found in Africa.
Whoa! did u see that huge physey in the wild outback?!?!? scared the shite outta meeeeeee!!!!!!!
physey by Anner January 9, 2008
Who’s that longhead over there?

Its Parsey!
parsey by annfryer August 10, 2020
Paysen is a kind and caring boy who enjoys adventure and loves a little action and is kinda onrey at times but he is so caring you better be happy you found him
Wow that boy is adventurous he must be a Paysen
Paysen by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017

Tawana Palsey

An insult used in Charlie Brown Easter (go on youtube)

Someone who is retarded, stupid, simplistic, or slow
"Now ,lookie here Tawana Palsey..."

"Wow you are so stupid, you're like a Tawana Palsey"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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