Payney 

A 'Payney' is a sexual beast, often seen in the East Riding Of Yorkshire. He lies in wait for his prey and seduces them, taking them back to his love chamber. Payney has been known to hunt in the middle of the night, at the height of his sexual instincts.

I saw a Payney in Mile End Park yesterday

I was seduced by Payney

Payney by PayneyVictim2 November 5, 2013

Liam Payne 

the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!

Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK

Liam Payne by onedirectionpleasecomeback September 8, 2018

Max Payne Thousand 

Bad asf a 10/10

Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

Max Payne Thousand by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021

Liam Payne 

Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods

Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!

Liam Payne by Morgloveshazza May 20, 2018

Payne Train 

Liam Payne(one fifth of one direction)'s 10 inch dick

Danielle(his girlfriend): I wanna ride the Payne Train!
Liam: I can make that happen. :)

Payne Train by directioner#1 March 17, 2013

All Payne no Liam 

It's a term commonly used by directioners to refer when you have seen something that has to do something with One Direction hiatus, Zayn going, or things that make you sad about it. It's used like that because the surname 'Payne' form Liam Payne, a member from One Direction, sounds like the word 'pain'.

"Yeah, I'm a directioner, a fan of One Direction'

"But didn't this guys breakup"

"All Payne no Liam"

All Payne no Liam by theyrenotseparateditsahiatus December 25, 2020

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011