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Longhead 

‘Nathan turner, pick up FaceTime! You are such a longhead!’
Longhead by Kalishka November 1, 2017
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longhead 

somebody who suggests something that is time consuming and a waste of time
u are such a longhead
longhead by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

longhead 

somebody who suggests something that is time consuming and a waste of time
u are such a longhead
longhead by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

Longhead 

someone who takes a long time to do something i.e getting ready
„We‘re waiting for Lil to be ready
„You’ll be waiting ages, that skets a longhead“
Longhead by BigDBurt September 14, 2022

The Florida LongHead 

The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.
I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.

East Longmeadow High School 

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.
"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

long head 

Long head (or long 'ed) is a term usually used to describe someone (or something) that is long; however, it is more directly used in reference towards a person who is lazy/idle/unmotivated/annoying/self worshiping

'Im going to Download festival this year'
'Im not; too many long heads trying to out metal each other'

'Why are you late for work?'
'My car wouldn't start. It was being a long head'

Elton John is a long 'ed

long head by Dave Burden January 5, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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