payette

see also Gayette. A guy who if in the major leages would be a "switch hitter" or boner licker if you will. His position would be a catcher.(semen duh)

I walked into the rainbow cactus and there was a bunch of payettes running around.

by colon July 30, 2003

Payette

7,000 population hick town in Idaho. Known for a long time football losing streak. Exceptional in all other sports. Home of the pirates. Hate grizzlies. School colors; red, black and white.

Payette is a total hick town.

by Pirate 11 February 06, 2009

Payette

A small, dirty little town in Idaho. School colors are black and white and their mascot is the pirate. Kids in surrounding areas know this school for it's druggy reputation. They also generally dont accel at sports and are ranked at the bottom of the list for education in the state. If you want to move into the area, go to either New Plymouth or, yes, even Fruitland instead.

Payette guy: Hey! dude wanna go smoke some dope?

New Plymouth Guy: no, I don't do that man. I'm gonna go play BBall

Payette guy: dang. COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

by npguy November 21, 2011

jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.

Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.

by SquibbieGuppie October 27, 2013