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see also Gayette. A guy who if in the major leages would be a "switch hitter" or boner licker if you will. His position would be a catcher.(semen duh)
I walked into the rainbow cactus and there was a bunch of payettes running around.
payette by colon July 30, 2003
A small, dirty little town in Idaho. School colors are black and white and their mascot is the pirate. Kids in surrounding areas know this school for it's druggy reputation. They also generally dont accel at sports and are ranked at the bottom of the list for education in the state. If you want to move into the area, go to either New Plymouth or, yes, even Fruitland instead.
Payette guy: Hey! dude wanna go smoke some dope?

New Plymouth Guy: no, I don't do that man. I'm gonna go play BBall

Payette guy: dang. COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!
Payette by npguy November 21, 2011

jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.
Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.
jessica payette by SquibbieGuppie October 28, 2013

Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game 

Do not fault the successful participant in a flawed system; try instead to discern and rebuke that aspect of its organization which allows or encourages the behavior that has provoked your displeasure.
Teacher: You have plagarized this essay.
Student: Don't hate the player; hate the game.
A name given to the loyal 'followers' of the one and only Liam Payne.

commonly seen wearing knee high socks & superman tops and to get Mr Payne's attention seen crying.
Also known to follow Liam Payne's poor grammar and spelling and sympathising for his loss of his turtles, because there dead.
Example 1;
Boy: You love that guy way too much
Girl: Hell yea! i'm a Paynette- OH MY GOD LIAM
*Liam doesn't see*
Girl: *bursts into tears and pulls up knee high socks*
Liam: I love you. Marry me?!
Paynette by Abi Paynette May 5, 2011

playette 

A girl player. Plays the same games that guys play but plays them better. She doesnt have to have sex with guys to get them to be with her, basically she plays guys like videogames.
B always has more than one man.
playette by Princess*B* September 20, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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