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She's my buddy, my palette.
palette by 2006 Definitions September 22, 2006
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Palette Cleaner 

Oral sex performed by quickly licking and tongue punching the vagina and anus alternating back and forth at a non-stop, feverish pace.
Rachel loves it when I do the palette cleaner on her.

I love the sweet and yet tangy flavors of the palette cleaner. The thot I hooked up last night had a little swamp ass.

palette cleanser

Girl 1: "I can't stop thinking about Jack"
Girl 2: "What you need is a good palette cleanser!"
palette cleanser by secretblah July 19, 2012

palette cleanser

Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.
Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?
palette cleanser by Gulstab August 25, 2009

Palette-Preanser 

Something you eat/drink BEFORE you take a shot (rather than after) to ease the consumption of the foul tasting alcohol. Examples include a non-centered triangular sector of a lemon right before chugging a vodka + LLB.
WOAH before you drink that shot eat this Palette-Preanser, man! I'd hate for you to not be able to down that foul tasting shot of alcohol because you didn't eat the Palette-Preanser.

palette cleanser

When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.
I slept with Jim/Jane this weekend, it was so bad now I need a palette cleanser.
palette cleanser by crumich17 February 23, 2017

Painter's Palette 

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.
Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?
Painter's Palette by rock_lobster January 27, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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