pay per view

A fist fight that is actally free and will probably never be aired on television because it's just a couple of drunk losers about to beat eachother up outside the bar on a friday night.

Randy shagged Jeffs girlfriend at the party last night so I'm expecting the pay per view to be sometime this week.

pay per view by Rontastic July 30, 2006

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pay-per-view

A beatdown, esp. a severe one.

Don't make me go to phase 2 and do, another pay-per-view to yo crew --Redman

pay-per-view by JoseGrosvenor September 15, 2011

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pay-per-view

when one hires a hooker to shit on a glass top surface (such as a coffee table) while they lie below and watch

I paid that ho $20 for a pay-per-view last night.

pay-per-view by hoo heater March 8, 2009

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Pay-Per-View Girlfriend

Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.

Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

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Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

Deja-pay-per-view by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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