pay per view

A fist fight that is actally free and will probably never be aired on television because it's just a couple of drunk losers about to beat eachother up outside the bar on a friday night.

Randy shagged Jeffs girlfriend at the party last night so I'm expecting the pay per view to be sometime this week.

pay per view by Rontastic July 30, 2006

pay-per-view 

A beatdown, esp. a severe one.

Don't make me go to phase 2 and do, another pay-per-view to yo crew --Redman

pay-per-view by JoseGrosvenor September 15, 2011

pay-per-view 

when one hires a hooker to shit on a glass top surface (such as a coffee table) while they lie below and watch

I paid that ho $20 for a pay-per-view last night.

pay-per-view by hoo heater March 8, 2009

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend 

Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.

Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Deja-pay-per-view 

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

Deja-pay-per-view by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019