paveman 

A rich guy who lays pavers in driveways for a wealthy living, but beats his wife because he is 12 years older than her and she is in love with a younger man! He pulls her by the hair and punches her because he is shitty and thinks money is the only thing in the world that matters!

Hey, Dip, did you see that paveman out there threaten to put an icepick in my neck because I was hangin' out with his wife?!

paveman by anti-jack March 20, 2005

pavement pancake 

An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.

I don’t want to be the one to tell my daughter that ‘Miss Fluffy’ is now a pavement pancake.

pavement pancake by Wilhelm Snakesnoot January 28, 2021

Pavement Fairy 

British Royal Navy slang dating from around the time of World War I. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute, whore or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexuality, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.

At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

Pavement Fairy by AKACroatalin February 14, 2019

North American Pavement Ape 

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

North American Pavement Ape by TruckFrump May 21, 2018

Pavement Fairy 

British Navy slang dating from around the First World War. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexualirty, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

Pavement Fairy by Croatalin November 23, 2013

North American Pavement Ape 

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

North American Pavement Ape by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011

Pavement Facial 

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

Pavement Facial by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017