pakeman

Pakeman is the last name of the smartest, most intelligent, and powerful beings. These people are good humans and are the coolest people you will meet. All pakemans can make you feel good about who you are.

(First name) Pakeman is actually like this says

by A lit one May 8, 2018

pokemans

Something to be shown to others.

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them

by ttdi October 3, 2007

pokeman

The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.

Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!

by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

PokeManiac

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

Pokemanz

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.

"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"

by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009

pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

pokeman

Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.

Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"

by Shottie January 7, 2005