pattywampus 

adj. usually used to describe women of a crazy, loose or unpredictable nature

After I fucked her in the ass, that bitch got all pattywampus on me.

pattywampus by donnyJohnny May 10, 2011

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight

The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.

cattywampus by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003

kattywampus 

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

kattywampus by Char H January 8, 2006

cattywampus

see also: awry, askew, out-of-sorts

things seems a bit cattywampus as of late.

cattywampus by www.joerandazzo.com September 8, 2003