pattyrumpus 

Looks like a square from a distance m, but as you get closer it is not a square.

It turns, Nick’s head is a pattyrumpus.

pattyrumpus by Odd Donny July 12, 2023

pattywampus 

adj. usually used to describe women of a crazy, loose or unpredictable nature

After I fucked her in the ass, that bitch got all pattywampus on me.

pattywampus by donnyJohnny May 10, 2011