by Matt patten January 29, 2009

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.
by patten94 December 26, 2010

by Da real man November 12, 2012

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.
by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.
by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009

by mama lucien March 25, 2005
