patten 

dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI

general patten is the best.

patten by Matt patten January 29, 2009

Patten 

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

Patten by patten94 December 26, 2010

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

Patten Pending by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009

Denver Patten 

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

Denver Patten by Da real man November 12, 2012

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

Mike Patten by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

Alfie Patten 

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

Alfie Patten by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

Mike Patten

the great singer from Faith no More

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked

Mike Patten by mama lucien March 25, 2005