patsoc

Short for "patriotic socialist". Chuds larping as communists that lurk exclusively on Twitter. Many of them express patriotism for the United States, support countries like China and Russia, uphold figures like Jackson Hinkle and Alexander Dugin, uphold "MAGA communism" or whatever word salad is trending. Patsocs also hold socially reactionary views such as being anti-LGBT and justifying the reactionary aspects of their idol countries or their cultures (especially that of Russia, China, and Iran). They think they're so profound, yet they speak in unhealthy word salads.

Many of them on X tend to have some combination of the American, Chinese, Russian, Palestinian, or Iranian flags in their name or bio.

Patsocs? Weren't they those weird lot who were all like "Ban GTA 6" or "Rockstar is Zionist" or something like that?

by lmai2 February 5, 2024

Patrochilles

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too

Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!

by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Patrochilles

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."

Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!

by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015

Patsack

A mega sack extracted from a Pat. Pat Whacks work better but Pat is fine. Its a fucking sac.

"Damn look at that nice Patsack!"
"Super hot!"

by BonkSonk June 7, 2019

Patrocinate

An encouraging word used to denote a recipient who is extremely fortunate and is likely to lead a successful life.

Oye, patrocinate amigo! You've earned it!

by turbohead February 14, 2014

pathocrat

A person(usually a politician)belonging to a small pathological minority that takes control over a society of normal people (from Political Ponerology: A Science on the Nature of Evil Adjusted for Political Purposes, by Andrew Lobaczewski)

‘The biological, psychological, moral and economic destruction of the majority of normal people becomes, for the pathocrat, a biological necessity.’ — Dr. Andrew Łobaczewski (1921 – 2008)

by Johnny Walker Read May 17, 2019

Patlock

A broken padlock, namedly and most of the time on a gym or school locker. Founded in New Zealand by a boy whose padlock broke and then got accidentely called "Patlock"! And it stuck

F***ing patlock! I just bought it

by A New Zealand Person July 4, 2008