Patricio is a caring individual who is hard working and is always giving people the benefit of the doubt. He can be very prideful but not egoistic. He is a great friend but once you cross him he will not see you the same way. He is very relaxed and he doesn’t get into other peoples business since he is focused on himself. He may have hobbies that are not that good for him but he doesn’t let them control him. He is a excellent kisser and cuddler as long as he is on the left side of you.

Patricio is the best boyfriend ever!

Patricio by Shoutwhenever March 23, 2021

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Patricio

Someone whose hands are fabulously soft and work wonders. When this person is around everyone feels inferior due to the smootheness of his hands. A Patricio works well with others and lures the opposite sex with hands like clouds.

Wow, that boys hands were basically Patricio level...

Patricio by OZZiPRivZ March 19, 2008

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Patricio is a really handsome guy. They have a lot of friends and wont feel ashamed of anything. He is extremely funny and entertaining and knows how to make you feel better at all times. He is one of the best people you will ever meet and never forget. Also he has a horse dick. Its so elongated it looks like pastrami.

Person 1: Im so sad, i wish i was like Patricio he is so fine and his cock is so long.

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a man with nice eyes and super soft hands. patricio's have a very large penis. they attract all the pussy

person A: you eat the puss?
person B: no but i bet patricio did.

patricio by shanonada November 20, 2009

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Petrocious

1.) Something so foul and horrific that no man in sight would dare approach it.

2.) The fullest degree of ugly.

Example 1.) Did you see the face on that chick? She looks absolutely petrocious! Gross!

Example 2.) (Guy 1): Hey, you've got to quit scratching your balls in public man. Thats pretty petrocious. (Guy 2): Sorry, but they are itchy.

Petrocious by mdk_dl March 25, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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