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Patricious 

The act of ordering procrastinators to go back to work in a serious manner.
Patrick was being really patricious today. He ordered his team to go back to work in a constipated way.
Patricious by NullRefz July 5, 2017
Words you can keep

patricious 

my dog died, it was patricious.
patricious by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

Patricio 

Patricio is a caring individual who is hard working and is always giving people the benefit of the doubt. He can be very prideful but not egoistic. He is a great friend but once you cross him he will not see you the same way. He is very relaxed and he doesn’t get into other peoples business since he is focused on himself. He may have hobbies that are not that good for him but he doesn’t let them control him. He is a excellent kisser and cuddler as long as he is on the left side of you.
Patricio is the best boyfriend ever!
Patricio by Shoutwhenever March 23, 2021

Patricio 

Someone whose hands are fabulously soft and work wonders. When this person is around everyone feels inferior due to the smootheness of his hands. A Patricio works well with others and lures the opposite sex with hands like clouds.
Wow, that boys hands were basically Patricio level...
Patricio by OZZiPRivZ March 19, 2008

Patricio 

Patricio is a really handsome guy. They have a lot of friends and wont feel ashamed of anything. He is extremely funny and entertaining and knows how to make you feel better at all times. He is one of the best people you will ever meet and never forget. Also he has a horse dick. Its so elongated it looks like pastrami.
Person 1: Im so sad, i wish i was like Patricio he is so fine and his cock is so long.
Patricio by frxnchrxsxs November 22, 2021

patricio 

a man with nice eyes and super soft hands. patricio's have a very large penis. they attract all the pussy
person A: you eat the puss?
person B: no but i bet patricio did.
patricio by shanonada November 20, 2009

Petrocious 

1.) Something so foul and horrific that no man in sight would dare approach it.

2.) The fullest degree of ugly.
Example 1.) Did you see the face on that chick? She looks absolutely petrocious! Gross!

Example 2.) (Guy 1): Hey, you've got to quit scratching your balls in public man. Thats pretty petrocious. (Guy 2): Sorry, but they are itchy.
Petrocious by mdk_dl March 25, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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