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patricious 

my dog died, it was patricious.
patricious by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

Patricio 

Patricio is a caring individual who is hard working and is always giving people the benefit of the doubt. He can be very prideful but not egoistic. He is a great friend but once you cross him he will not see you the same way. He is very relaxed and he doesn’t get into other peoples business since he is focused on himself. He may have hobbies that are not that good for him but he doesn’t let them control him. He is a excellent kisser and cuddler as long as he is on the left side of you.
Patricio is the best boyfriend ever!
Patricio by Shoutwhenever March 23, 2021

Patricio 

Someone whose hands are fabulously soft and work wonders. When this person is around everyone feels inferior due to the smootheness of his hands. A Patricio works well with others and lures the opposite sex with hands like clouds.
Wow, that boys hands were basically Patricio level...
Patricio by OZZiPRivZ March 19, 2008

Patricio 

Patricio is a really handsome guy. They have a lot of friends and wont feel ashamed of anything. He is extremely funny and entertaining and knows how to make you feel better at all times. He is one of the best people you will ever meet and never forget. Also he has a horse dick. Its so elongated it looks like pastrami.
Person 1: Im so sad, i wish i was like Patricio he is so fine and his cock is so long.
Patricio by frxnchrxsxs November 22, 2021

patricio 

a man with nice eyes and super soft hands. patricio's have a very large penis. they attract all the pussy
person A: you eat the puss?
person B: no but i bet patricio did.
patricio by shanonada November 20, 2009

Petrocious 

1.) Something so foul and horrific that no man in sight would dare approach it.

2.) The fullest degree of ugly.
Example 1.) Did you see the face on that chick? She looks absolutely petrocious! Gross!

Example 2.) (Guy 1): Hey, you've got to quit scratching your balls in public man. Thats pretty petrocious. (Guy 2): Sorry, but they are itchy.
Petrocious by mdk_dl March 25, 2010
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