patheticust 

1) The act of being most pathetic. 2) A person whom cannot control the lies that spew from their mouth.

We couldn't help but call him patheticust due to the grossly exaggerated stories he was telling.

patheticust by wife of geddermoist October 13, 2011

Patheticity 

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

Patheticity by Michael November 13, 2003

patheticated 

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

patheticated by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

Lord Patheticus 

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

Lord Patheticus by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Patheticistic 

1.Being pathetic by nature.
2.Repetitious characteristics of pathetic behaviour.

His patheticistic character could not even earn him sympathy anymore.

Patheticistic by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007

patheticism 

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

patheticism by Jolt October 24, 2003

Patheticut  

That part of Connecticut that is a suburban hellhole, a middle-class nightmare. It includes any place with easy access to Interstate 91, and/or Interstate 95 from New Haven south. Patheticut spawns upwardly-mobile yuppie scum who go north to Vermont for a second home or vacation, and then ruin that place as well. People from Patheticut act like crabs in a basket - as soon as one gets near the top, another will grab its dangling lower exremity to pull itself up, thereby pulling the other down. The only way to get out is to crawl over someone else.

Every summer my wife drags me down to Patheticut to see the in-laws. All they talk about is money, shopping, commuting, and the country club. Chip and Buffy try to impress us with their fancy talk about yachting and golf. Ewww...Patheticut. Get me out of here!

Patheticut by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008