patheticism

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

by Jolt October 24, 2003

bush

a.) small, round tree
b.) president 41
c.) president 43

i have no opinion of any three. all i know is i hate hitler, stalin, osama, saddam, and any other terrorist (see terrorist) dumbass that wants to fuck up anybody that walks.

a) shit, i ran into that bush
b) the PGW happened under bush
c) did u see bush land on the carrier?

by Jolt January 13, 2004

hyperchondria

never thinking you are sick even when you really are - opposite of hypochondria

by Jolt October 24, 2003

pedonecrophiliaphagism

the act of loving to eat dead babies

you don't need one, just use your imagination

by Jolt November 20, 2003

mess

obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger

A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"

by jolt January 03, 2005

keef

The highest amount of THC from Marijuana. Made when marijuana is grinded and the THC crystal is sorted from the rest of bud

This keef has got me chokin but blazed

by Jolt January 01, 2004

glove

something that is good, or you are happy about

damm yo, i got 3 free periods a day this year...my schedule is definetly glove

by jOlT December 11, 2003