bush

a.) small, round tree
b.) president 41
c.) president 43

i have no opinion of any three. all i know is i hate hitler, stalin, osama, saddam, and any other terrorist (see terrorist) dumbass that wants to fuck up anybody that walks.

a) shit, i ran into that bush
b) the PGW happened under bush
c) did u see bush land on the carrier?

by Jolt January 13, 2004

hyperchondria

never thinking you are sick even when you really are - opposite of hypochondria

by Jolt October 24, 2003

patheticism

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

by Jolt October 24, 2003

mcrizzy

Male version for the female-targeted word "diva".

Only a mcrizzy can rizz a diva, and vice versa.

Who's that mcrizzy?

by jolt January 30, 2025

binger

full bong

Man I was hitting mad bingers

by jolt January 01, 2004

mess

obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger

A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"

by jolt January 03, 2005

valmorphanize

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

by jolt January 03, 2005