Patheticist

The most pathetic.

Sondra is so patheticist. She told me that she can't go to school because she can't put in her lock combination for her locker.

Patheticist by OXHOODER February 11, 2017

Patheticist

a fake religion i made to describe people who just act pathetic all the time

oh dear god, are you a patheticist? because your acting like it!

Patheticist by cosmicboi July 6, 2021

Patheticity 

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

Patheticity by Michael November 13, 2003

patheticated 

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

patheticated by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

Lord Patheticus 

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

Lord Patheticus by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Patheticistic 

1.Being pathetic by nature.
2.Repetitious characteristics of pathetic behaviour.

His patheticistic character could not even earn him sympathy anymore.

Patheticistic by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007

patheticism 

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

patheticism by Jolt October 24, 2003