paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011

Paternal racism

A form of racism exhibited by those who think that because a minority has suffered in the past, they are immediately less capable of logic, rationality, character, and success. Someone who is paternally racist thinks that due to these perceived shortcomings, minority members need constant hand-holding and affirmation in order to make it. Paternal racists will often believe they know what's best for minorities and feel very comfortable speaking for entire minority groups. This stems from their inability to acknowledge that minority individuals are just as capable and competent as them. Paternal racism is frequently witnessed in individuals who are over-eager to prove to others how non-racist they are. Paternal racism is superficially well-intentioned, but in reality thrives on categorizing minorities as lesser beings. It perpetuates the damaging stereotype that minorities are less capable and need help for everything.

To black person: "I think it's ridiculous our professor expects you to get A's on the test. Doesn't he know how hard you guys have it?"

Black person: "Smh, paternal racism."

Paternal racism by Geegeege May 26, 2017

paternal discrepancy 

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child

Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.

paternal discrepancy by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013

Paternal Fornicator 

The accompanying term to Maternal Fornicator, a polite way of saying "Mother Fucker"

-You are a maternal fornicator!
-Oh please! You are a PATERNAL fornicator!
-I've got nothing.

Paternal Fornicator by Heather Marie Spence February 27, 2009

Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.

He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.

Paternal Instincts by Jaip October 18, 2018

Paternal-Paparazzi 

A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.

That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.

Paternal-Paparazzi by bigsky March 8, 2009

Paternal twins

To children with the same gender and who the same birthday P.S the are really rare!

Hey you see those girls over there

Ya why?
There paternal twins

Paternal twins by Gray grace m November 9, 2019