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the thing you get when banana
"Kris Get The Banana"
"Potassium"
Potassium by narashita September 24, 2021

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! 

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.
Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.
Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
Another way of saying "K" in a sassy way on AIM or Facebook.

Potassium = K on periodic table
Moi: Yo i cant go to dinner with you anymore i have other plans.
Alexis: Potassium Asshole.
Potassium by hehehehehwhoami January 9, 2011

potassium noodle 

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.
Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.
potassium noodle by krizzletizzle October 14, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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