Phatassium 

An element you inject into an ass to make it phatter.

Damn she so flat she need some phatassium.

Yo girl lookin slim get her some phatassium.

Phatassium by sumwhorenatour August 19, 2016

Potassium

the thing you get when banana

"Kris Get The Banana"
"Potassium"

Potassium by narashita September 24, 2021

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! 

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.

Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! by Awesome Nerd. April 21, 2011

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.

Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!

potassium yttrium sulfur by dirtyrupees June 15, 2018

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

Potassium

Another way of saying "K" in a sassy way on AIM or Facebook.

Potassium = K on periodic table

Moi: Yo i cant go to dinner with you anymore i have other plans.
Alexis: Potassium Asshole.

Potassium by hehehehehwhoami January 9, 2011

potassium noodle 

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.

Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.

potassium noodle by krizzletizzle October 14, 2014