patchie

As ratchet as an oddly stenched girl who only owns fake knockoffs and tries to get with tall white guys can get.

Stop hanging around Lindsay, she's such a patchie.

by your barber November 17, 2015

Patchie

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

patchy

Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.

If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.

There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.

Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.

Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!

by makke :D July 3, 2009

Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021

Patchy

KSI’s beard now and forever

Wow, KSI got a patchy beard

by KSIMON Believer April 11, 2023

patchy

an apache helicopter awaiting to strike upon scso sheriff's for any reason he can find.

finna pull a patchy

by ilovegays;) May 17, 2019

patchy

never shaves, but a full beard never grows in

Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.

hey patchy shut the fuck up.

by notfudgepackersbrother February 13, 2008