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Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

Postrage 

The item on ebay had very high postrage.
Postrage by juneaux March 30, 2009

pasture pot 

it is synonm for low grade marjuana.
pasture pot by behol December 24, 2010

the pasture 

noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.
Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.
the pasture by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009

greener pasture 

a better or more exciting job or place
A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home
greener pasture by Atom12345 January 6, 2010

Masturage 

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.
Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.
Masturage by Tommykazi September 14, 2010