Pasausage

A spicy Italian sausage link shoved up a fat chick's snatch.

Hobo Jemima: Cletus gave me a pasausage last night. I was so hungry since I'm homeless that I ate it afterwards.

Hobo Jimbob: How'd it taste?

Hobo Jemima: Stanky.

by fuzzydickwumpkins November 26, 2011

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Assage Passage

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

Rite of passage

A rite of passage is a ritual that marks a change in a person's social or sexual status. The term was popularised by the French ethnographer Arnold van Gennep (1873-1957), in the early part of the twentieth century.

1. Its important to see Black Sabbath at least once in a lifetime, if you can. Its a rite of passage.
2. A rite of passage can be a religious experience

by IRON MAN January 27, 2005

Rites of Passage

Prescribed forms of ceremony used to mark and celebrate significant events in the life stages of an individual; birth, puberty, marriage, ordination of a special role, death, etc.

Rites of passage are ritual events that mark a person's progress from one status to another.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009